Whatz iz thiz!?
Well, it haz been a long time kitteh kompanionz! Newz Newz News!
I am getting betterz with my grammarz. Except my spellingz.
Howeverz, notz point. SONDRA IS HOME! She iz home for the summerz! She keepz leavingz at timez though, and it makez me sad. But I think it is so she can feedz me. Which I appreciatez. She is workingz at ze zoo. Surrounded by all those big kittehz! It is very scariez.
But she seemz to be ok. I get to cuddlez up with her every nite and every dayz! When she isn’t cheating on me with the big kittehz. I will forgivez her though. Cause she givez me foodz. And lovez me.
Besidez Sondra, Tobi haz lost her mind…again. Idk if she ever haz it! I’m pretty sure she found thiz random place called… Narnia. Mommy keepz saying thatz where she goez. I don’t think it existz. Or if it doez, it is driving her CRAZY!
The new place iz nice. It haz lots of placez to lay and cuddle. I can keep track of my humanz better (Sondra and Mommy).
Wellz, not much besidez being awsome. The humanz keep mentioning something called “bath.” I do not know whatz this iz. Bath, I have never heardz that wordz. I hopez there iz foodz involved…
My Sondra!
Best day everz! Sondra came home! Just like Momma said- she is home! I was madz at herz, but she came and cuddlez with me in bedz. I can’t deni some good cuddlez. She curled aroundz mez, it was totes cutez.
They sayz she is going to bez homez for a whole week..that’s like a year in kitteh yearz! Although I knowz she will leavez again…but for now she is MINEZ!
This wekk will beginz with nappingz, and feedingz, and more nappingz…
Hopefullyz she will letz me eatz the plantz…
More postz to comez this week!
Sondra HOME Sondra HOME
Heyz Kitteh followerz! Sorry I hadn’t posted inz awhile. Been lazy and all sleeping and eating. But I thought I would sharez: Sondra CAME HOME! Surprisez visitz!!! Althoughz she didn’t feelz good and had to visit that scary place- human vet- she iz betterz nowz! But she is leaving tomorroz- sad kitteh. But she willz be homez soon hopefulliez. Anywayz till next time kitteh adventurerz! Hopefulliez more next timez!
Lapz…iz…nice…
Kitteh Weekendz
Hai! So I haz been buzy this weekendz. I haz been wrapping my momma around my paw some more. I’m trying thiz new ‘lap cat’ thingz that my younger sizter doez. Itz not too bad so far. I getz more lovez and more foodz from momma. I likez. Tobi not so happy about it though. She don’t share well. Thatz ok, once Sondra comez home I will take her lap! See who haz the best lap…
Till Sondra comez homez! <3 Jazz-butt
Teh Beginning
O Hai! So this is my blog about my fun kitteh adventures at home. I guez I should tell you about me. My name iz Jazzi. I am a tabby-maine coon mix, and 54yrs oldz! In kitteh yearz anywayz. Az much as I may not show it, I love my family!!!, and slavez. I have a younger sibling kitteh named Tobi. She is kinda silly and not very smart, like me. My slaves (they think they own me) are Momma and Sondra. Sondra is my favorite! Except for when she leavez and goez to school, then she gets my kitteh behindz! Momma gives me chocolate ice cream, ham, and other sortz of fun and yum-yumz!
So that is the beginning. Thiz will be my expression of my life, as Jazz-Butt. YAY! Till my next funz story, send me ham.
Sleepy Timez! - Jazzi
